Wiener Finally Pulls Out

As if we all didn't see it coming (pun intended).  The king of Junk Mail (pun intended) has finally decided to resign.

Do you know what the true tragedy is now?  We go back to the usual bland news and we will be stripped of our right to continue to make hundreds of wiener references throughout the day.  The headlines won't be nearly as funny and every news station in the United States will probably stop chastising Mr. Weiner for his action.  This whole thing will fade away, and we'll probably see Weiner run for the Governor or California in a few years.  This whole news story has had tons of ups and downs (pun intended).