The Picasso of Choke Artists.....The New England Patriots

I'll start off by saying that this is two years in a row that a Manning (and his team) have dominated the overhyped Tom Brady and his New England Patriots.

I was so tired of hearing:
"Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time" and "Tom Brady and the Patriots will go undefeated and undoubtedly be the greatest football team of all time" and ""Tom Brady is much better looking than you" and "Tom Brady could throw a football over that mountain".

The fact is, Tom Brady choked worse a high school girl going down on John Holmes.

It's not that I don't like Tom Brady (I don't)....he is a good quarterback, but when you rush him and he actually gets pressure, he goes down quicker than the 85 year old grandma that I fought at the nursing home last week. Plus, he is a horrible runner. Here's a tip Tom, instead of spending your free time with the crazy hot super model that you call your girlfriend (we all know it's a cover), maybe you should spend some time working on how to run the ball and get away from defenders. Last night he was on his back more than a college freshman on spring break in Panama City.

Let me end this with the Top 11 reasons to hate Tom Brady:

1. He's better looking than you

2. He makes more money in one game than you make in 5 years

3. He will have your wife....oh yes, he will

4. He dumped his old girlfriend, then hooked back up with her to have a child, only to dump her again to date a super model

5. He went to college at Michigan

6. He's the Stetson man (he really is)

7. He is Luke Skywalkers older brother. Luke stayed on the straight and narrow, but Tom went to the darkside and plays for the Patriots

8. He (and his team) cheated

9. His favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain

10. He keeps his throwing arm strong in the off season by punching babies and throwing puppies

11. He is a member of Oprah's book club