It's a Festivus Miracle!

Festivus brings many miracles. Shortly after my posting yesterday, the owner of the cat was located. The owner, seen here in the picture, is an early 20's gay male who enjoys long walks in the park, Dancing With the Stars, and licking the icing off the bottom of candles.

Is it a coincidence that on the day of Festivus (December 23rd for you non-believers), the owner of the cat and the cat were reunited....I think not! It's another Festivus miracle.

Tonight we will be having Festivus dinner, followed by the Airing of Grievances (I got a lot of problems with you people. And now you're going to hear about it.), and then we will finish the night up with the Feats of Strength.
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