Is this your cat?

Lost: 1 reddish colored pussycat who has been known to indulge in a little too much antifreeze and then pass out in urinals.
Found: 1 reddish colored pussycat who passed out in urinal and wreaked of antifreeze (call now to get him/her back before Christmas.....the kids won't even know that he/she was gone....it will be your little Christmas miracle). For the quickest response, call me at 1-812-STIFF-CAT. ($1.99 messaging applies. Please have your credit card ready)

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