Can Your Grandma Rap?

Apparently, our Grandma can rap!

I wouldn't believe it if I didn't have pictures proving it. As you can see, Grandma Rita and her "homies" kicked it old school last Sunday at Bethany United Church of Christ. I haven't got word yet on what song was performed, but I'm betting that it was something by the late great 2-Pac (may he rest in peace) or Fifty Cent.

On another note, the rap fashion industry is scrambling to produce enough blue clown shoes to meet consumers demands. Apparently, young consumers are buying the blue clown shoes faster than they can be made after a new church rapper wore them while performing last week (see far left rapper in the picture above). This new trend is sending shock waves through the fashion industry and school's are already pushing for tighter standards that ban the shoes. The wacky state of California has already enacted legislation that strictly prohibits blue clown shoes from being worn in public on the fourth Sunday of every month ending with the letter "Y".