12/12/12
Crap...it sounds like this is the end of the world again. Why can't we make it through at least one year when the darn Mayans don't throw their calendar in our face and let us know that the end is nigh?
At least the news stations aren't bombarding us with worthless stories on The Fiscal Cliff that is coming....instead they're wasting our time interviewing welfare recipients who are out maxing out their credit cards because they believe that the world is ending after today and they might as well have one final party with all the essentials ---- their shopping list includes: 8 bottles of Boone's Farm, a case of Swisher Sweet Cigarillos, a 4 pack of toilet paper (splurge on the good stuff this time --- Charmin Double), a family feast from Kentucky Fried Chicken, a crave case from White Castle, another 4 pack of toilet paper (I think we all know that the KFC and White Castle will require a backup 4 pack), a full living room outfitted by Rent-A-Center, an SKS rifle with extra ammo, Hot Pockets (lots of them), Kool-Aid and Vodka and Benadryl (used to get the kids to be early), and any Vicodin or other prescription that can be bummed off of friends. I bet Wal-Mart is packed today!
At least the news stations aren't bombarding us with worthless stories on The Fiscal Cliff that is coming....instead they're wasting our time interviewing welfare recipients who are out maxing out their credit cards because they believe that the world is ending after today and they might as well have one final party with all the essentials ---- their shopping list includes: 8 bottles of Boone's Farm, a case of Swisher Sweet Cigarillos, a 4 pack of toilet paper (splurge on the good stuff this time --- Charmin Double), a family feast from Kentucky Fried Chicken, a crave case from White Castle, another 4 pack of toilet paper (I think we all know that the KFC and White Castle will require a backup 4 pack), a full living room outfitted by Rent-A-Center, an SKS rifle with extra ammo, Hot Pockets (lots of them), Kool-Aid and Vodka and Benadryl (used to get the kids to be early), and any Vicodin or other prescription that can be bummed off of friends. I bet Wal-Mart is packed today!
Are you honestly so misled that you need to rush out to get married or schedule a C-section so your kid can have a prosperous future. If so, lets be honest, your marriage will last a year at best and your kid will probably wind up being a boy toy for Bubba when he goes to prison,or stripping for tuition at community college. Best of luck either way.
Thankfully, if you're reading this then we all survived it past 12:12 on 12/12/12. Whew. I was pretty worried.
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