Great.....There Goes Our Perfect Season!

Dear Tennessee Titans:
How does it feel to get beat by our 4th string quarterback?  
In your loss, you not only embarassed yourself, but you also ruined our potential perfect 0-16 season.
How are we going to get Andrew Luck in the draft if we keep winning games against losers like you guys?
While we're on the subject of quarterbacks, thanks for sending us old washed up Kerry Collins.  We sign him for a 2 year $4 million deal and he lays an egg.  He made it all of 2 games.  That's probably more of our fault though.  Why did we think a 60 year old could limp out on the field and be our quarterback.  Curtis Painter almost played better than him. That's right, I said almost.  You know Painter's problem? He went to Purdue. 
Looking back, I now realize that my brother was right when he said that we should have signed Michael Vick.  At least then we would have had an excuse as to why we played so poorly every game......you all know what I'm talking about.....we would have stayed up all night every Saturday watching dog fights at Michael's house. 
If we do stop beating clowns like you guys and are LUCKy enough to get the top draft pick, we'll need another receiver to add to our roster next year too.  Maybe we can pick up Sam Hurd?

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