Impossible

I woke up this morning to the normal routine. That is until I cracked two eggs to scramble.  It was then that my life changed.  It was then that I saw one of the greatest miracles that this life can produce.  It was then that I saw that my bowl contained not 1, but 2 double yolkers.  That's right....2 eggs with double yolks.    It is one of the most beautiful sights that you will ever behold.

Never in the history of man has someone cracked 2 eggs consecutively and produced 2 double yolkers.  I'm the first person to ever do this.  It's a fact.

I just checked on the odds on this. There is a 1 in 8 trillion chance of this happening.  Fact! 

I keep getting more awesome with age.  Fact!