Moore's a Dad

It's official, another one of our crew has become a father.
Moore (with a little help from Courtney) became a father yesterday. Here are the stats:


Mason Kristopher Moore
March 5, 2008 - 11:18 am
7lbs 15.8 oz
22 inches

Everyone is all smiles now, but give it a few years and it won't be happy days. He'll cost you money in diapers, formula, and Barney videos. He'll force you to worry about how you'll pay for a car, insurance, a wedding rehearsal dinner, and college. He'll call you the first time he gets tossed in jail and expect you to bail him out. He'll bring his friends over and you'll worry about when (not if) he'll go to prison with the rest of them.

Kids may be one of the poorest investments ever. But, what do I know...I don't have any (and maybe for a few good reasons).